Why Australia Sucks
Many regular readers of this blog, or regular listeners of R!U will know I have a rather venomous dislike of Australians. Some may think this is a slightly over exaggerated, whimsical and maybe a little unrealistic. But let me assure you. I do hate Australia, and for good reason.
1. You Elect, then re-elect, then re-elect again, COMPLETE MORONS.
John Howard. In Howards first term his goverment scrapped many education and training initives set in place by the previous goverment, increase to university tuition fees and a large funding cuts in the budget, across the board. DOES THIS NOT SEND WARNING SOUNDS TO YOU MORONS? In the guys first term he starts cutting back on education and other essential areas (In heinsight the very concept of education is wasted on an Australian mind, but oh well) And despite these obvious warning signs that the guy obviously is unable to run a country, even one as retarded (literally) as Australia, you re-elect him in 1998, then in 2001, and again in 2004?
Most Australians I’ve spoken to (and I do know a fair few) have admitted that Howard simply peddles a few promises at election time and that saves him. Again proving how retarded you are as a nation. POLITICIANS SAY A LOT OF THINGS AROUND ELECTION TIME. You must take everything they say with a pinch of salt. Hell, it seems anyone could get elected as prime minister of Australia, all they’d need to do is say they’d abolish all tax and the state would pay eveyone a personal salary so you didn’t have to work. No question you’d all go out and vote for them. Morons.
2. Aboriginies
Now this may be a touchy subject in Australia, some people tell me it is. But lets look at this logically. Any white Australian is little more than an immigrant. Your family can not have been in Australia for more than 200-250 years if you are not an aborigini. So what? 4-5 generations? Like I said, you’re little more than immigrants in your own country. And yet, aboriginies are treated like an underclass? They were in ‘your’ country, long before you.
3. Australian Rules Football
WHAT A RETARDED GAME. Seriously, it’s like somebody woke up one day and said “hey, lets go make a game that nobody else in the world will be able to sit through an entire match of without wanting to gouge out both of their eyes.” The rules make little to no sense, and it seems like a retarded version of football and rugby. And watching it is on a par with passing gallstones in ones urine.
4. You, as a country, aren’t good at much, if anything.
Ok what? Sport? You’re good at cricket, I’ll give you that. England have beaten you twice at rugby in the past two world cups, even though both times you were the favourites (Tip for Australians: Look up “Moral Fibre” in the dictionary and learn something about it) Football you suck at, so sport overall, you’re nothing special at. What else have you got..?
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I’ll answer for you: NOTHING.
I could list more but I’m getting bored of typing this out, and I have to leave in 5 minutes.
If you are reading this from Australia, and have the huge misfortunue of being Australian, I leave you with these words: Suicide is the only option.
That is all.
Hey, I must say, you really know what you’re talking about, don’t you?
We are not morons, and certainly aren’t bad at sport. I bet that you’re just another idiot that thinks that other countries besides yours are just stupid… Which is understandable. *HARDLY*
Isn’t it too bad that I happen to be reading from Australia laughing at this whole thing, because I don’t understand how someone can be so ignorant! Oh, wait… You’re from RSBandB, that is enough said
Just as a note; the Australians you talk to must be complete morons, I have to admit that there are some flaws in the country, but just because you think our political system isn’t as sophisticated and oh so great as yours, that doesn’t mean you can strut around calling us morons, faggot.
I suggest you start learning something called respect, because obviously you have none.
WTF
Every word i read, I thought of how low this persons life is…and thats LOW.
Spend your days writting about how you think other countries are retarted.. I BET YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW THE MEANING OF PRIDE!
your word to us is “commit suicide”
mine to you is “GET A FUCKIN LIFE”
Sorry to spam, but you spelt “Aboriginis” wrong, it’s actually Aboriginies, or as they prefer, Aboriginal People.
We’ve beaten you lot at football too. So badly in fact that Sven took off the entire team (a full-strength lineup) after going to 2-0 down at half-time.
3-1, Upton Park, 12/2/03… a day steeped in legend
What does it matter how many times you’ve beaten us? Lol.
Australians make me lol.
Keep the hate (If you can call your pussy footed attempts at insults that) coming lads, I love every word of it.
Nice knowing I’ve pissed you off enough for you to come here and try and insult me ^^.
Oh and whoever the hell you are, the one who said (who also commented three times in under an hour, obviously an obsessive personality) “Just as a note; the Australians you talk to must be complete morons” Most aren’t. But I’ve no doubt the one who I’m pretty sure sent you here, most certainly is.
Edit: googling your email Josh (which you were stupid enough to put in the form, nobody with two braincells uses their real email) Heralded a user matching your email on a zezima fan site. So you’re obviously some immature 13 year old runescape player who’s biggest aspiration in life is to be like Zezima. Please, get lost.
I’m Australian and I’m a pretty good friend of Brads.
Of course I don’t believe everything he’s written here, I’m proud to be an Australian and I think it is a good country. But you three guys who posted above me are really just proving his point, stop acting like retards.
He is right about Howard though, that guy is such an assface.
Quite funny, because I’m not even using my email.
I’m actually using some random that added me on msn. Yeah, sorry to get you excited, you almost proved yourself right 
Oh sure you did, If you’re going to lie at least make it convincing. Nobody would use ’some random that added me on msn’ you’d just put in some random crap.
Worst Lie ever.
With every retarded comment you’re just proving my post more and more. Keep it coming. I love people who try and argue against what I’ve posted actually justifying it.
A forum account on several forums with the name ‘dragracerjj’ matches the email you posted under. A youtube account with the name ‘dragracerjj’ has the location ‘Australia’. And you also put up a video of N0valyfe buying logs for fletching. How sad, besides that you also make graphics (bad ones I might add) for a zezima fan site. And a contact of mine has confirmed that the IP on one of the sites you have a forum account on matches the IP of the comments you’ve made. So much for ‘Some random who added me on MSN’ Pathetic excuse for a human being.
Get back to runescape little boy. You’re way out of your depth here, thats showing in your desperate lies and lackluster replies.