English For Timmy
I haven’t done a blog post in which I call out the stupidity of my dipshit readers in a while so I thought now would be about time for one. Now I’ve said this a million fucking times, but I don’t care if people disagree with me. Hell, 90% of people do disagree with me on most things. Most of my best friends disagree with most of my opinions, and even though I hate vegetarians, 3 of the 4 girlfriends I’ve had have been veggies. Just an example. But when people just choose to disagree with me with a childish insult that they can’t even execute properly. I just have to jump on it.
Maybe he’s one of the guys I referred to in the WoW post (as that’s the one he commented on) the guys who fail at getting girls in real life and can only get mammoth bitch love over WoW. Maybe he has a WoW girlfriend who sends him fake pics and he actually thinks she’s attractive, maybe he’s just a desperate douche. Or maybe he’s all three. My money is on all three ;D
The comment in question;
Name: Tim | E-mail: Timburns@Dodge.it | IP: 86.40.209.112
You know what?
Your a dick
(Yeah that’s his IP and email, fuck it, although Dodge is just a site you can use to make a 7 day email… hmm wonder if he did that just to use here, is he that retarded he doesn’t know you can just enter random shit in to the email field?)
Now not only does he fail to say why he disagrees with my point as any mature or sensible person would do. He also commits a horrendous use of grammar. ‘Your’ when he should have used ‘You’re’. Now I’m no grammar Nazi, but I thought anyone over the age of 4 was familiar with the difference. It’s almost as bad as these fucking retarded people who confuse ‘our’ and ‘are’. Christ that annoys me.
So for your benefits, Tim. I found you some links.
And after you’ve spent a few hours revising that (With your intellect it will take you that long, if not longer) I found a test for you to test your new found abilities (If you can remember it in the time it takes you to change from one web page to another, somehow I doubt it)
Brad; educating retards everywhere.
You called us out about our inability to properly disguise our posts. That wasn’t too long ago.
My only comment is that I absolutely hate when people say brang instead of brought. Our and are annoys the pissing hell out of me though.
your grammer isnt good bra’d. my grammer is bteter/ the ovur nite i brang a pensl to my grammer klas] but i phelid
Just kidding I have quite an extensive knowledge of correct grammatical terms. Now, as for murphies law, I’ve probably spelt ‘grammatical’ wrong. It’s 11:17. Sue me. Probably spelt ‘purposely’ wrong too. I cant be fucked checking them.
Burnt Joint.
P.S - people who purposely use incorrect grammar are fucking retards.
WTF it deleted my period after ‘Just kidding’. Noob blog.
Heh.
Think I hit a sore spot, Nice to see you got all worked up about it.
And yes, I think I’m right in saying you are a dick.
Good luck in the future Mr. Fantastic.
Sore spot? Why the hell does everyone think they annoy me. Why the hell would I get ‘worked up’ over someone I don’t even know on the net? XD I find it hilarious and just want to share that hilarity with the people who read my blog. Just because I’m an angry person doesn’t mean you make me angry. People like you are what’s stopping me putting a gun between my teeth. You just make me laugh too dam much. Don’t think you get to me in any way other than making me laugh out loud.
I’ll leave you with the words a retard, much like yourself, said to me;
“Don’t allude yourself”
Sexing up Morgan Freeman….
….s everywhere.
Wow, so it is true, I have hit a rather sensitive spot. You really are a insecure prick,
and as for ‘Maybe he’s one of the guys I referred..blah blah blah’, Iv no idea how you came to that bullshit conclusion from the 6 words i posted, damn, 6 words and go write fucking essay. Fucking jackass.
Do you type with the palms of your hands or do you only have 3 fingers. Because your typing is awful.
Seems like you’re the one who has insecurities if your typing is so erratic that you can’t form simple sentences and spell 3 and 4 letter words. Keep trying to act like your words have done sort of damage to me if you want. If it helps you sleep better at night. If it makes you feel bigger than the little prick you are, hiding behind a keyboard and some fake 7 day email. If pretending I cry myself to sleep at night because of what you’ve said to me helps you escape from the torment and hell that having to deal with the real world must give you, by all means, continue to delude yourself.
Again, harping on the same old message, you must have a really sad life if my typing is annoying you so much to write a fucking essay on it. But fuck why I still here, Your hardly worth my time.
Your not big, your not clever, your a loser
Get over it.
Harping over the same message? XD Look at what you’re doing. Why do you keep coming back here if I’m as sad and morose as you make me out to be. Every insult you try and throw at me in your comments is so dripping with irony because it applies to yourself more than me.
Harping on the same old message? Re-read the comments you posted
Have time to reply to you? Look at how many times you’ve replied to me, and this isn’t your blog.
Your grammar and spelling is still abysmal. So your point would be pretty much invalid were it not for the fact you invalidate it yourself by the shit you spew.
But since you won’t read all that I’ll summarise it in one sentence for you:
GO THROW YOURSELF OFF A CLIFF ASSHOLE, IT’LL BE THE GREATEST USE OF YOUR LIFE.
Dear Timmy,
Obviously you’re going to lose this little ‘war’.
You have no grammatical sense at all, which makes you look like an even bigger retard. Stop while you still have some dignity; or at least you think you do. I know from past experience, that you cannot win an argument against a brit by the name of Bradley Woodward. (Dont use this against me, Brad XD) so yeah..
Morale of the story; Grammar is your friend.
Can’t we all just be best friends with each other?
You have [ 10 ]correct answers out of 10
Could have done that 12 years ago too. (Yes, I actually said too instead of to. Why? It’s grammatically correct.)
Anyone above the age of 10 should be able to use apostrophes /abbreviate correctly, and not doing so is quite weak. If someone consistently gets abbreviation wrong, they can just use the non-abbreviated words until they catch on.
Damn, how did I miss this… Brad taking target practice is quite enjoyable. I missed the word abysmal, thank you for bringing it back into my wordbank.
My only comment is that Brad, some of your sentences are fragments, other than that you’re golden. Timmy on the other hand is the equivalent of a blind person having seizures while typing with their toes.
MQ, +1 personality for “best friends” instead of friends. It made me smile. If I weren’t so arrogant and elitist I would be friends with people like Timmy. Instead I think of pathetic grammar and poorly formulated thoughts as a disease and try to quarantine the infected by removing myself from their putrid presence.
Target practise is fun. Haven’t done it in ages.
Wow you guys are all even sadder than I thought. XD
</drama> (come on Brad, you had to have seen that one coming)
o.0?
Not sure if that’s intended as an insult or you’re trying to be funny. Crazy New Zealand bastards. Never making sense. Too close to Australia for your own good.
Fuck you
Neither insult nor trying to be funny, I’m just saying this is kind of ridiculous and you know better… :\