Said By Brad

I stopped having my junk mail auto deleted by hotmail a few weeks back. Just because out of pure curiosity I wondered what spam email I get. Was it the usual; YOUR PENIS COULD BE 0.02MM LONGER AFTER THIS SURGERY, or were they trying to find more cunning ways to infect your PC with spyware, rather than exploit the obvious insecurity most males have about the size of their genitalia. I actually got some pretty weird emails, either some dumbfuck is trying to keylog me (understandable) or someones signed me up for a lot random spam (also understandable).

When I first saw the emails with these subjects I was semi tempted to click on them just to find out what was inside. Which I guess is the entire point of the subject being like that. Then I had to remind myself that if it took me more than 2 seconds to realize why I shouldn’t click on it I was a dumbfuck and needed to go put my head in the oven on a low heat for several hours and allow myself to roast. And just a side note, I don’t want anything from a guy named Shawn. When I first saw the words ‘give it to you’.. well.. you know..

I’m neither rich nor curious.. *delete*

This is.. just.. weird on so many levels. I sort of read it as ‘My mom Ashley has a giant fire hose’ which brings up all sorts of mind boggling thoughts.

I couldn’t care less. Kill the bitch for all I care! I’m sure the doctors have a good reason for it.

My ‘check’? I bet that’s some Nigerian trying to scam me out of all my money. No offence to any Nigerians who may be reading this. Not that I can imagine there will be.

I couldn’t care less about the home business industry. Sounds bloody boring.

Oh look it’s Shawn again, Fuck you Shawn.

And the best of all:

I know this has fucked the page up. But I really can’t be bothered to resize the images smaller, that may make them unreadable. And I don’t want to just put links. So fuck it.

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