Said By Brad

I know I’ve made a lot of blog posts about Australia in the past. Given a lot of reasons why I think it’s a bad country. But now I have the ultimate, definitive, infallible argument that proves my point.

Name: KT AND BB | E-mail: beach_bebe1@hotmail.com | IP: 203.36.44.14

1. Do you think you’re accent is any better? English people have the worst accent ever! Every time a stupid pom speaks I feel like throwing something at their fat head! Australians do not sound retarded when we speak, your just jealous that when you say our slang you sound retarded.
2. We’re just going to ignore that, you’re obviously too dumb to understand culture. Beer is awesome, you don’t like it your gay because all guys like beer. You’re gay, aren’t ya?
3. We’re not funny? LMAO wtf you guys have the worst humour ever! A show like’ little Britain’, more like little piece of shit it’s the biggest piece of kanga shit ever! Our humour uses real life situations and makes jokes of the idiocy of English people. We have wit, you don’t. English jokes are sooooooo lame and boring.
4. Every country has immigrants you ignorant dumbshit. Don’t you know anything? You said in the about me section that you are so intelligent, you are the dumbest person I no maybe you should get your facts right before you go making assumptions about a great country like Australia.
5. Lol George bush anyone? Excuse me, ok so jonny wasn’t the best for our prime minister and so ruddy aren’t that good either but it’s the people that work under him are the ones making the real difference in our country. Ever heard of Peter Garrett? He is our environmental minister and he is doing a great job. SO GET FUCKED!!
6. RICKY PONTING HOW FUCKING DARE YOU SAYS HE SHOULD DIE I HOPE YOU DIE A PAINFUL DEATH. I HATE YOUR FUCKING GUTS MATE YOU JUST DONT SAY THAT A LEGEND OF CRICKET AND AUSTRALIA SHOULD DIE. YOU’RE A FUCKING BASTARD. AUSTRALIA IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN ENGLAND AT CRICKET YOU’RE JUST JELOUS THAT WE HAVE SUCH A GREAT CAPTAIN LIKE RICKY. MICHAEL VAUGHAN SHOULD DIE. YEAH HOW DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN I SAY THAT? OH THATS RIGHT YOUR A LOSER FAT NERD THAT PLAYS COMPUTER GAMES SO YOU DONT NO ANYTHING ABOUT CRICKET, YOU PROBALLY DONT EVEN NO HOW VAUGAN IS DO U?? GET A LIFE SERIOUSLY DONT FUCKING SAY SHIT BOUT RICKY. DIE MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!
7. Actually we did try and rebut your lame ass points. The only idiot around here is you. We’re all having a riot over laughing about how lame you are. Everyone is saying how you’re one of those guys who is the scum of the earth and you aren’t worth the shit of our feet. You’ll never be happy unless you’re dissing other people and other cultures. You’re so immature, come contact us when your balls drop you fat ball of shit. I seriously feel sorry for you, we’re trying to see your point of view but I don’t think we would be able to get our heads so far up our ass that it interferes with our brain! ILY XXOXO YOU FUCKING GREASEY NERD, SHIT BRICK, WANKER HOLE, LOSER OF ENGLAND WHICH IS A HELL HOLE THATS JELOUS OF US AUSSIES. GET FUCKED YOU BASTARD WANKER  FUCK YOU BRO!!

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Those people live there.

Brb, I have a plane to catch.

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