Said By Brad

This was written under the working title ‘Fuck Small Children’. Then I realized that made me sound like a pedophile.

Anyway, I was on an airplane flight two days ago, and sitting behind me was the devil incarnate in child form. This little bastard kicked the back of my seat, screamed and yelled and also continually pushed his hands in between the seats for the entire two hour flight while his liberal ass hippy parents sat back and smiled with a grin so creepy it made the Joker look normal. Why the fuck do parents allow their bastard children to be so dam rude in public. If that had been my kid I’d have yelled so loud and done anything reasonable with in my power to stop it, and even failing that would have been embarrassed that my child was causing so much distress to other people. But these two fucking left wing assholes looked as though they couldn’t have cared less if the child had hopped down off his seat and ran up to the cockpit and plunged the plane in to a nose dive.

And it’s not just airplanes. Seems like anywhere I see small children they’re screaming or crying or yelling or making some annoyance of themselves, and it’s all the parents fault. I don’t give a shit what anybody says, the way a child turns out is a direct reflection on the parents. This is especially telling at young ages. I’ve asked my parents multiple times and they’ve confirmed that I never screamed or shouted or yelled in public as a small child. I never made a scene in a public place or made a nuisance of myself. You know why? Because my parents raised me correctly.

The screaming toddlers of today are the impetuous teens and then incompetent adults of tomorrow.

/rant

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